Four years ago, “Drunk Jeff Goldblum” was all the rage amongst the shrouded inner circle of the Internet. Redditors wanted to be him, 9gaggers wanted to be with him (yes, 9gag was around … barely). Circa 2008, he was the height of internet humor and sophistication … and then he disappeared. Some say he was doing made-for-TV “Jurassic Park” retreads; others say that he went to rehab. The truth is probably that some neckbeard decided to partake in a “Gunsmoke” marathon, and it took him the better part of his mid-thirties to get back at it. The important thing is: “Drunk Jeff Goldblum” is back.
Slurring his way through an ad for PayPal, “Drunk Jeff Goldblum” still has all the whiskey bravado and martini-fueled opinions of his former self. “Paypal iss in storz noww, att my faverit juwsh shopp…” Attaboy, rummy. Now go reclaim your Internet.