When it comes to Robert Pattinson and his role in “Twilight,” it is no well-kept secret that he hasn’t exactly “loved” his life since becoming Edward, the sparkly, heartthrob vampire. Capturing all of RPattz’s most candid quotes and moments, Tumblr’s newest — and dare we say, best — blog, “Robert Pattinson Hates His Life,” celebrates Robert’s hatred of Twilight, his crazy fans’ shenanigans, and all the other things that make up his life.
This holiday season, we can’t blame RPattz for being especially glum. From recently reuniting with cheating vampire girlfriend Kristen Stewart — seriously, why? — to enduring all the relationship tabloid rumors, it’s been a tough year for Team Edward. As a token of their love for the former Cedric Diggory of Hogwarts, Twi-hards have taken to Tumblr to give RPattz this scrapbook of memories capturing his love for the franchise. While for many Twi-hards watching the final movie will be heartbreaking, for RPattz, the countdown to a lifetime without glittery body makeup and vacuum-sounding liplocks is due for celebration! With 12 hours until the premiere of “Breaking Dawn Part 2,” RPattz’s official time as Edward Cullen is quickly coming to a close, and to that we can only say, thank God.