Twitter Says Farewell To An Old Friend — The Twinkie

With Hostess announcing that they’re going out of business, this might well spell the end of Twinkie’s, Ding Dongs and (thank God) Sno Balls. As a fat person, Hostess and their array of delicious sweets have gotten me through some pretty tough times. Most notably was the type 2 diabetes (Di-beetus!) scare of ‘07. Twinkies were there for me, even when I thought my foot wouldn’t be ….
So in honor of Hostess cakes and their subsidiary homies at Wonderbread, I’m pourin’ a little ice cold milk on the curb and throwing out a few Twinkie-inspired Twitter posts from my fellow hardtimers. When in doubt, friends, remember there’s still Lil’ Debbie.
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