YouTube Crazy People: ‘I Know The Vacuum Cleaner Man, He’s Seen My Tits’

Ah, local news segments, you’ve really brought us the crème de la crème of real people who are more or less crazier than a pigeon in a Saltine factory. You’ve graced us with the immortal wisdom of Sweet Brown who would eventually go on to teach America’s children about efficient time management.

Also, who can forget the wonder of Antoine Dodson? He who warned us all about the rapist in Lincoln Park who was “climbing in your windows, snatching your people up.” God bless you noble soul.

Joining the great pantheon of local news segments is this crazy old woman who just can’t stop showing her breasts to everyone. Don’t worry it’s much safer for work than it sounds.

Christ, I can hear the autotune remixes of this video now. Another point of order: if that isn’t a dead Muppet slung across her neck, I don’t know what it is.

Shine on, you crazy lady. You too, vacuum cleaner man.