Whoa, this is either the best internet joke in the world or the saddest rap video ever made. Either way … damn, I don’t even know.
Yasha Swag’s “Pickles” (three words I never wanted to type in row) is completely and hopelessly indecipherable. If this is truly a sincere attempt at a YouTube rap video then perhaps the internet has hit rock bottom.
However, if Yasha Swag is a clever internet persona then the web has hit its peak. Both choices pretty much spell gloom and/or doom for the ole interwebz — that’s how phenomenal this bit of nonsense is.
This is a real game-changer.
While “Pickles” is fantastic enough to warrant dozens of stand-alone repeat views, I recommend you visit Yasha Swag’s Facebook to supplement the splendor. There, you will find little gems of wisdom such as:
Yasha Swag, if you are one of the greatest trolls in history, I commend your commitment. Bravo.
If you are a real young man working towards a rap career — fuck it, I’m on board either way. #YashaSwagArmy