Okay, I’m going to go on a small rant here, but who the hell gets engaged on Twitter?
Apparently Kat Von D and Dangermau5, and I couldn’t be happier for the both of them (I told you it was only a small rant). Actually, I like non-traditional engagements — I think if you do it at a nice dinner you have no soul. For my engagement, I bought a tarantula and put the ring box inside its cage. My. wife. fucking. hates. spiders. So I told her if she really wanted to marry me, she had to reach inside the cage and retrieve it. Took her a bit, but she did it. Best part? Ring wasn’t inside the box … had it hidden elsewhere. Serves her right for wanting to marry an asshole.
So maybe Twitter isn’t such a bad way to go? Turns out that Deadmau5 is a pretty big fan of social media (and is pretty stupid, as one guy in my office says), so maybe this isn’t such a lazy move?
Deadmau5, in his tweets, cited that he was proposing on Twitter because he couldn’t wait for Christmas. See, he fucked up there because now he is going to have to double gift her. Some dudes just don’t know the code of the road.
FTR, Epic Meal Time said they’d cater it. It’s one big social media love-in.