(Jeff nervously taps the microphone, feedback emits from speakers)
Uhh, attention everyone … (crowd keeps drinking, not caring)
Listen up, internet!!!
Some good things are headed your way if you’ll just lend me some eyes, ears and brains for a moment or two. It seems the innovators over at Forefront.tv have found a new way to make you laugh:
Introducing, for your viewing entertainment, tonight at 8 p.m. PT sharp, a show unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! I’m talking young comics doing what they do best, live, right through the magic of your ISP! I’ve seen a few things live streamed in my day, but i’m pretty sure that this is the first time anyone has live streamed a comedy show, which puts Forefront.tv at the forefront of breaking web barriers. Not bad work if you can get it.
Forefront.tv, if you aren’t familiar, is a premiere video site started by Destorm Power and Big Frame, that not only finds the best new urban content online, but is also a creator, manufacturing their own brand of sweet viewable goodness.
So now, for your LOL pleasure, the likes of JSnowPro, Andrew Bachelor, J.D. Witherspoon, Ryan Coleman and a few other special guests will be performing onstage at the first ever “Forefront Comedy Night.”
I don’t have any generic executive quotes talking about how excited they are about this concept and the demographics that it might appeal to, because I don’t need ‘em. If you can breathe, you can laugh. If you can get internet, you should be tuned in. You just ran out of excuses. BOOM.
(Jeff drops the mic)