‘Harlem Shake Poop’ is Hopefully the Grossest & Best Thing You Will See Today [NSFW VIDEO]

 

 

The “Harlem Shake” continues to baffle me …

One brilliant new video, probably out of Brazil, has managed to do what I never thought anything could: make me write with passion about the Harlem Shake again. With this video, I am like some old widower discovering the joy of love again.

“Harlem Shake,” you had me at explosive diarrhea.

Currently up on YouTube, this video is doubtlessly going to be gone by the time you get done throwing up, so make sure you use some software to save it to your hard drive so you can play it for your grandma when she finally asks “What’s this ‘Harlem Shake’ thing I’ve been hearing so much about?”

Also, for you less computer-savvy types, the involved gentlemen have been good enough to set up a website which will allow you to watch the vid. Unsurprisingly, that website is www.harlemshakepoop.com/

And for those of you jaded individuals who watch this and say, “Eh, 2 Girls, 1 Cup was worse,” I just want you to realize that you are so desensitized to humans defecating on one another that you’ve actually just created a scale ranking the varying degrees in which internet poop videos affect you. If that doesn’t make you a little bit ashamed, you’re already dead.

If, on the other hand, you feel like guys pooping on each other isn’t your cup of tea, you can always watch some NMR staffers react to the video. Clearly, it’s not their cup of tea either (though Jess seems to enjoy it a little bit).

 

 

So you like sick, NSFW type stuff huh? Ever seen a girl eat a tampon? Or how about a man whip his daughters for twerking? That do it for you, partystar? Or maybe you’re healthier and would rather just see this fascinating “Harlem Shake” infographic with all things “Harlem Shake” on it.