Kidz Bop Cover Of Macklemore’s ‘Thrift Shop’ Is Reason Enough To Ban Music In 50 States [VIDEO]

Remember yesterday when the world was introduced to the first “Vine celebrity” talent agency and we all thought things couldn’t get any worse? Well, it turns out the real nightmare was only beginning as the Kidz Bop Kids cover of “Thrift Shop” was looming in the darkness waiting for us like a vengeful ghost.

The all-kid war crime cover song was uploaded to YouTube yesterday and has since received over 20,000 very understandable down votes.

Now, instead of enjoying the catchy, clever lyrics as sung by indie rapper Macklemore, you can soak in this kid-friendly version, which replaces vulgarity with something much worse. Some notable examples:

Macklemore: Nah, walk up to the club like, “What up? I got a big cock!” I’m so pumped about some shit from the thrift shop.

Kidz Bop: Nah, walk up to the club like, “What Up? I got a hit song!” I’m so pumped about some clothes from the thrift shop.

Macklemore: Ice on the fringe, it’s so damn frosty That people like, “Damn! That’s a cold ass honkey.”

Kidz Bop: Ice on the fringe, it’s so so frosty That people like, “Hey! The guy on the marquee.”

Sweet jesus, why?

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