Vimeo To Release Taryn Southern Film ‘Searching For Katie’

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Okay, cults, Taryn Southern, and Vimeo now have something in common! Aside from my Vimeo channel where my cult worships Taryn Southern, that is.

Made four years ago, the feature length film “Searching For Katie” is about a girl who disappears — details are sketchy at this point, but I’m guessing that a cult takes her. Southern revealed news of the flick, which has been sitting in limbo, with a new post called “The Secret’s Out.” As I waited for the video to load, a torrent of thoughts went through my head as to what the “secret” could be.

I’m sure, like many of you, this is the best case scenario. Man, I’m glad Taryn Southern doesn’t have a p*nis. Of course, it would be alright if she did. I’m one of those, you know, progressive dudes.

Expect the video to come out through On Demand later this October. And if you preorder it here, guess what?

From Taryn’s site: “If you pre-order the film before October 23rd, 2014 you will be invited to an exclusive hangout party with me and the other filmmakers!

Share this article far and wide and make comments on it, dammit! You might win a free kitten! (Okay not really.)