I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but … DONALD TRUMP MIGHT BE BRILLIANT!
This whole time he’s been running his mouth during the Presidential primaries, saying all manner of wacky things — because he clearly knew he had an ace up his sleeve! Some 30-odd years ago, the son of a rich guy, turned real estate investor, turned TV show star, turned politician wannabe had the foresight to know that the internet ABSOLUTELY LOVES CATS. There wasn’t even real internet back then, but he must have had a vision, because he’s been changing his appearance to look like a cat ever since! The video up there is proof.
And while I probably won’t be voting for him in the primaries (one can never rule out bribery or blackmail!), I would like to feed him a can of tuna fish and accept any gifts of dead mice he might want to hunt out for me. But then, I’m into some pretty weird stuff.
Also, stay tuned to the end for a special treat on this Glamour video (hint: DOGS THAT LOOK LIKE TRUMP!); it will make you sit up and beg for more! These animal puns doing anything for ya?