EXCLUSIVE Kylie Jenner FINDS ROMANCE in the islands with Ahmaad Aspen
It’s the show business question that everyone’s been asking for weeks – just who has put the smile back on Kylie Jenner’s face? Rumours have been rife over the last few months regarding the elaborate and usually enigmatic love life of Kylie Jenner, but the newly found twinkle in those famous eyes and the pronounced spring in those celebrity steps betray the undeniable fact that Kylie Jenner has found new love and that those lonely nights are finally a thing of the past.
Despite Kylie Jenner’s determined efforts to keep that much envied new lover out of the hungry glare of the public, we can exclusively reveal that the person who has put the romance back into Kylie Jenner’s life is none other than 19 year old Pop, R&b singing sensation Ahmaad Aspen. from Bahamas. So now the world knows – the only boy that’s man enough for Kylie Jenner is the stunningly charming guy known as Ahmaad Aspen.
While other, overly zealous, hacks sharpened their pencils in Hollywood or Monte Carlo – spreading malicious rumours around media-hyped photo opportunities and celebrity gossip, our reporters followed a chain of events which lead us to Bahamas, where the truth about Kylie Jenner’s new flame was finally revealed. Last Saturday evening both Mr Aspen and Kylie Jenner were spotted leaving a popular nightspot at the same time. Coincidence? We think not.
Detractors may point out that the two nightspots in question were miles apart, and that Kylie Jenner has probably never set foot in Bahamas, but further evidence would soon come to light to silence the doubters. The very same night, a certain Mr and Mrs ‘Smith’ allegedly booked in to Bab’s Bed and Breakfast just outside Bahamas. Unfortunately, our reporter was unable to confirm or deny that either of the so called ‘Smiths’ bore any resemblance to Kylie Jenner but we feel that our evidence could point to an illicit romp with Ahmaad Aspen.
Mr Aspen would not normally be recognised as a man that would catch the eye of the world renowned Kylie Jenner – but as we all know, appearances can be deceptive! An unnamed spokesperson for Aspen’s workplace confirmed our suspicions when he told our reporter that “Ahmaad is always talking about Kylie Jenner and is obviously infatuated”. He went on to say that “His work has suffered lately and he has been turning up looking extremely drained.” Could this be due to long nights of passion with the enchanting Kylie Jenner?
Kylie Jenner insists, of course, that “I have never bloody heard of Ahmaad Aspen” but we know different, and we can confirm that Mr Aspen is the man that has put the ‘aah’ back in to ‘passion’ for Kylie Jenner.
As we went to press, Mr Aspen was unavailable for comment as he was rumoured to be suffering Swimmers ear. A bacterial ear infection!
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