Graph Search: Facebook’s Big Announcement is A Different Kind of Search Engine


So Facebook has shit on all my theories regarding their big announcement. Turns out, the big announcement was not that he “ripped Facebook off from the Winklevoss twins,” but rather something edgy and new called “Graph Search” (Hmm, the name needs a little work … but then the developers admitted that they had trouble coming […]

Facebooker Loses Job Over Racist ‘Obama Assassination’ Post; Take Note, Idiots [VIDEO]


So a young woman got fired recently for posting a Facebook message which read, “Another 4 years of this nigger. Maybe he will get assassinated this term.” She was speaking in regards to our dark-skinned president re-elect, btw. Or as Mitt Romney would possibly call him, “our Lamanite president.” Anybody who reads my work even […]

Must Watch: Mitt Romney Sings His Concession Speech On YouTube


As the often-said cliché goes, “It ain’t over until the fat lady sings.” That is, unless you’re Mitt Romney on Election Night. The Gregory Brothers have released their spin on Romney’s concession speech, where he’s happily singing a campy 1920s jazz style song paired with real footage from last night’s election results. The basic thing […]

13-Year-Old Student Gives Report Cards to Obama and Romney in YouTube Video

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As Election Day nears, both parties are making some big pushes in hopes of influencing undecided voters. I can’t count the amount of political ads I’ve been seeing on YouTube in the last few days. I was browsing through my Twitter feed earlier, and I came across this video where a 13-year-old student named Jenny […]

Must Watch: Little Girl Cries Because She’s Fed Up With ‘Bronco Bamma’ & Romney


Tired of the presidential election? You aren’t the only one! Frustrated by the hostile antics of Mitt Romney and the President of the United States, Bronco Bamma, this little lady just can’t take it anymore. Forced to tears by her inability to vote and Mitt’s attacks on Big Bird, this pint-size American sobs out the […]

Joss Whedon: A Vote For Zomney Is A Vote For The Zombie Apocalypse


Is there anything that sci-fi extraordinaire Joss Whedon can’t do? Probably not, and he’s just recently given his two cents on the upcoming presidential election as well. In a two-minute satirical YouTube video, Whedon states that as a liberal, he was excited for President Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential election. But now, he’s making […]

Watch This: Shitfaced Meat Loaf + Mitt Romney + America The Beautiful = WTF


If someone were to ask me, “Matthew, name two things you couldn’t give two damns about,” my first response would be “the music styling of Meat Loaf and Mitt Romney’s campaign trail.” Shockingly, somehow those two infinitely out-of-touch topics were mixed at a Romney rally recently, and the result is solid YouTube gold. To say […]

Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets: The Presidential Debates’ Biggest Memes [GALLERY]


Big Bird. Binders. Bayonets. What do these three things have in common? These are the three most viral phrases from the three Presidential debates. The 2012 Presidential debates may be remembered more for the exponential spawning of user-generated memes and tweets than the pressing issues facing voters before Election Day like the economy and taxes. […]

REPLAY: The Final Presidential Debate YouTube Live Stream


[UPDATE] Live broadcast has ended. See replay of the 2012 Final Presidential Debate YouTube Live Stream below: If you watched the second presidential debate, things heated up when President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Mitt Romney clashed over, among other things, the economy, binders full of women and Libya. The two will go at it one […]

15 Offensive Halloween Costumes to Get You Kicked Out Of The Office Party [GALLERY]


Every year, some wiseass thinks he’s got the inside line on most innovative costume at the party. And every year, that wiseass is surprised to find out that some other jerk had the same idea and they both end up looking stupid. This year, there should be roughly 40,000,000 PSY’s running around, each fighting to […]

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