Protected: The Man Behind Peter Chao [SECRET INTERVIEW]

Alan is a mystery to everyone, including the staff at NMR. All that's known of him is that he is the epitome of a brilliant writer. Accordingly, his works are often misunderstood and of course, always under-appreciated. Expect to see his novels for sale on a bookshelf near you one day, but only if the bookshelf near you happens to be his bookshelf, and loose leaf Xerox copies of his handwritten journals filled with the erotically charged tales of one Astronaut Johnny Danger Hughes and his sidekick, Pancho the Chow Chow, can be considered 'novels.'