Hey 99 percenters, tired of eating out of trash cans like a common raccoon? Are you sick of being pushed around by big shots with “stable careers” and 401k’s? Does it seem like every time you turn on your black and white television some beautiful movie vampire is flaunting a diamond the size of a tangerine? If you are, I have good and bad news for you. The bad news is that the odds of you becoming wealthy overnight are slim to none; sorry. The good news, however, is that there are ways of coping with your borderline poverty outside of snatching purses and robbing liquor stores.
The spirit of the common people is still alive on YouTube if you know where to look. Whoever says that the video-sharing site is going corporate obviously didn’t hear about YouTube investing $200 million into original programming. What’s that you say? Most of that money is going to YouTube channels operated by already rich celebrities? Oh, well then, let’s just forget I said anything.
For those of you out there without some of that sweet Google money coming your way, NMR is looking out for you. Below, we have compiled the best videos to help you through these tough economic times without having to sell all of your plasma.