This Week in Youtube: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

This week in YouTube, we focus on one of man’s greatest achievements: our ability to defy humans’ inability to run really, really fast or fly because we don’t have wings, allowing us to hurtle ourselves forwards and upwards at unfathomable speeds in giant metal boxes filled with highly flammable liquid. Its also August 10, so we pay tribute to the Spanish dreamboat Antonio Banderas for his 52nd birthday with an epic shoot-out in a bar from the movie “Desperado.”

Bikini Show on an Airplane

VietJet Air puts other airlines to shame by having a bunch of attractive Asian models prance up and down the isles in an impromptu bikini fashion show/pageant thing. Instead of praising VietJet Air for being totally awesome, the national aviation authorities fined them $1000 dollars and subsequently ruined my chances of ever seeing hot girls in bikinis 10,000+ miles above the ground. Thanks a lot.

D-bag in a Ferrari Runs Over a Cops Foot

Julien Chabbott, boyfriend of “The Hills” star Stephanie Pratt, decided it would be a good idea to run over a cops foot in his $250,000 dollar Ferrari. This d-bag could be facing felony charges and up to 4 years in jail. Moral of the story: It’s not a good idea to run over a cop, no matter how expensive, red and fast your car is.

Idaho Plane Crash Caught on Video

(Warning: This video contains some graphic content) I wish I could provide some kind of hilarious, witty commentary for this video… but I can’t. The grunts of the injured pilot as he lays bleeding on the ground, head resting on a fallen tree, cause my stomach to turn in agony. Although injured, everyone survived the crash.

YouTuber Records a Car Fire Outside of His Apartment

Hey, I’m standing 10 feet away from a flaming automobile filled with gasoline. I think I’ll just continue to stand here and tape it instead of getting the hell away from something that could spew shards of molten metal and glass into my face. At least the computers are OK, right?

Johnny Depp playing “Train Kept A Rollin” with Aerosmith at the Hollywood Bowl

From stage right comes Johnny Depp, unarguably the worlds dreamiest actor, like… ever. He was wailing on guitar, melting off the faces of the fans in the first 6 rows, and impregnanting every woman with his presence at this Aerosmith concert at the Hollywood Bowl. Aerosmith might have been cool 30 years ago, but these days, nobody wants to see a screaming skeleton on heroin prance around on stage dressed to the 9’s in his sister’s clothing.

August 10th Video Tribute:

As promised.