I hate to be so blunt about this but it has been over three years since you had a great meme. What’s the deal?
Everything about you as a human person makes up a perfect recipe for internet glory. You’re a one-man meme generator, yet nothing has come close to replacing “Imma Let You Finish.”
Maybe, it’s your giving-no-fucks attitude juxtaposed with Ms. Swift’s quiet Judy Dench-like lemon face, but this shit never gets old.
You’re a glorious human being with more money than the King of Spain. Could you please do something meme-worthy in the near future?
I know that whenever you make a public appearance now, everything you do is meme fuel, yet in our souls we know it isn’t quite there yet.
For now, I suppose we will just have to be satisfied with this brand new Tumblr dedicated to the joint insanity of you and director Wes Anderson. The Tumblr is called Kanye Wes, and many news organizations will refer to it as a “Hipster Dream,” which is a bullshit term because “hipster” could be the most overused and vapid word of the 21st century. Seriously, fuck that word.
But, I digress, I hope you enjoy seeing your lyrics transcribed over stills from famous Wes Anderson films like “Rushmore” and “The Royal Tenenbaums.”
Like so many moths attracted to a flame, I know we here at the Internet will be watching you closely for your next great meme explosion.
Good luck, and continue watching that throne.
Yours in friendship,
A white person who you wouldn’t like if you met in person.
P.S. It is true you were once going to be the art director for a live-action Jetsons movie? Holler at me.