In my younger years, I used to play a game with my friends in which one of us would make a statement, and then the rest of us would try to one-up that statement in order to come up with the coolest scenario possible. Back then, the coolest scenarios we could ever envision all ended with someone getting diarrhea. It was dumb, but we were kids.
Now that I am an adult, I have put my youthful dreams of diarrhea aside in order to concentrate on more adult pursuits, like sadomasochism and videos of women in Victorian-era boots stepping on mice. Every so often though, I wonder what it would be like if one of those youthful scenarios came true. I’d imagine it’d be a lot like this video.
Me: It would be cool to see someone do a backflip.
Friend: It would be cooler to see them do a backflip off a police car.
Me: It would be cooler to see them do a backflip off a police car while dressed as a Ghostbuster.
Friend: It would be cooler than that to see them get arrested for doing a backflip off a police car while dressed as a Ghostbuster.
Me: Lets drink some Asian beer and get a prostitute.