Watch This Now: ‘Gangnam Stlye’ Has Brainwashed The World’s Children

I know what you are thinking, “Another ‘Gangnam Style’-inspired video?” But think about it this way. Would you be confused about the number of articles covering the Watergate scandal as it unfolded? Am I saying that “Gangnam Style” is as culturally relevant as Watergate? Maybe, but maybe just like former president Richard Nixon, “Gangnam Style” is attempting to control the bodies and minds of America’s youth.

Say you were a crazy person, now let’s imagine that you were concerned that Korean pop sensation PSY was using “Gangnam Style” to control the minds of our young. In that case, I have one thing to tell you: Your fears are absolutely justified.

Our worst fears have come to pass, people. The below video is all the proof I need to know without a shadow of a doubt that PSY is brainwashing young men and women.

All we can do now is pray that our nation’s youth have the willpower to rise above this unbelievably catchy pop sensation. Goodnight and good luck. Wait, am I getting my famous culturally relevant quotes mixed up again? What’chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?


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