Sometimes a viral video is exactly that: viral. Justin Bieber apparently wasn’t feeling up to snuff when he took to the stage in Arizona on Sept. 29th, to kick off his “Believe” tour, and, as a result, the Internet now knows what it looks like when he pukes his guts out.
Bieber, a trooper, continued on with the show after strutting out on stage only to immediately turn his back to the audience and unload a torrent of stomach chutney. He then left the stage, but returned a short time later to join his backup dancers and asked the audience, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”
Reassuring his fans via Twitter that he was resting up for his next show, he later blamed the stomach issues on milk, which as “Anchorman’s” Ron Burgundy notes, “…was a bad choice.”
No word on how long it will take before teen girls can buy a vial of that barf on eBay.
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