I can’t tell if I love or hate the guy. Wait … wait … it’s coming to me. Yeah, now I got it. I fucking hate this guy. We get it dude — your abs look like the hull of some alien spacecraft, and you can do pushups with one hand. Big deal — so could Demi Moore in “G.I Jane” and she went on to star in “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle.” Even Bill Murray in his troubled pre-Tenenbaum phase decided to sit that cinematic horror show out. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, this guy sucks.
As if having the body of a Swedish diver weren’t enough, this jag-off decided that he should show off his puzzle solving skills as well. Sweet, dude, you can do one-handed pushups while solving a Rubik’s cube — a vending machine once gave me two bags of Sun Chips for the price of one, so I guess we’re all winners.