Internet gold is hard to find. Panning the mucky banks of the Internet day after day (aka typing the word “viral” then the word “video” into Google) yields much more rusty nails and used condoms than actual frontier-style gold. The constant slog into the heart of darkness that is the Internet can be at time exhausting. Luckily, today proved to be worth it as the below video will no doubt prove to you.
I literally love everything about this video titled (bear with me) “11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111” by YouTube user Maximus Thor. The description of the video is simply “Happy Meal.” Christ it is so good. I don’t want to blow this for you, so please, I implore you, watch this shit and prepare to have your mind blown.
“Now you tellin me you don’t have no f**king boy toys.” Solid gold.