Let it be known that on this glorious day of … *swipes to Apple Calendar* … Tuesday, November the 6th, people of Earth will finally witness real progress in the human race! No, not the presidential election of the United States — I’m talking about sending hamburgers to space, you silly billy.
Some free-spirited dudes from who-the-fuck-cares answered the challenge of a local burger joint: Send a hamburger to space, get a thousand bucks, ‘nuff said. See the highs and lows of this small team of nerds as they attempt to do the impossible and ascend a mere patty into the heavens themselves. Damn, now I’m hungry: