Eliciting the phrase, “Now-a that’s-a spicy a-meatball,” the Pope is coming to Twitter!!!
Pope Benedict XVI (shocking update: that’s not his real name) has announced that he will soon be starting a Twitter account. Unfortunately, tweeting that you now have a Twitter account is the only reason to have a Twitter account, and the Pope, who will not begin tweeting officially until December 15, has already blown his wad (can a Pope do that?). So in anticipation of his foray into the digital realm, here are some tweets we can possibly expect from the high hat of Vatican row.

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