Tumblr ‘Your LL Bean Boyfriend’ Builds A Table And Then Has Sex With You On It

Whew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

Ladies, for all of you secretly hoping to be swept off her feet one day by a tall, strong woodsman, look no further! This month, Tumblr’s newest sensation, “Your LL Bean Boyfriend,” is giving women exactly what they want by taking catalog photos of LL Bean models and pairing them with sweet dialogue. While men take pleasure in voluptuous blondes running down the beach in small bikinis, women on the other hand are a more complicated species. For us, the perfect man must be a mixture of romantic gestures, sensitivity and sex appeal. Determined to make these fantasies a reality, FoxJuice feminist writer Liz Pride created “Your LL Bean Boyfriend,” describing these men as someone who will build you a table and then have sex with you on it. Doesn’t get much hotter than that. A sexy man that can pull off a red thermal AND wants to spend the day snuggling — yeah, I’m sold. So, keep dreaming ladies and until your own tree-cutting, syrup-making soulmate comes around, enjoy our gallery below!

Comments are closed.