Three days into 2013 and we are already screwed. Though we may have survived the impending Mayan-predicted apocalypse, a new destructive force is headed our way, and it’s clad in Gucci.
Kim Kardashian and her current squeeze Kanye West announced this holiday season that they were indeed pregnant with their first child. While the kid will have a mom famous for her infamous Ray J sex tape and a dad known for hating on America’s sweetheart Taylor Swift, the only thing that could make this situation worse would be if one of these two were still married … oh wait, scratch Kim off for the Mum of the Year Award. Twitter practically exploded minutes after Kanye announced his baby news during a concert in New Jersey. We have since captured the best tweets from users @FetusKardashian, @BabyKimye and the hashtag of #kimye — our newest form of entertainment. So while the due date and the sex of the baby is still unknown, we do know one thing — this kid is going to need a hell of a lot of therapy.