If you wanted to watch three dudes in tuxedos slap the shit out of a shirtless Samoan, you’re in luck. Straight from the twisted depths of the internet, “Tummy Talk: An Epic Drum Solo” might be the most stressful thing you’ve watched all week.
“But Matt, it’s Friday and I’ve been watching backyard wrestling videos all week,” is something you might say, to which I will assure you that this is much more traumatic.
Good on this Samoan gentleman for not choking anyone out. Good on me for writing this. Good on you for reading this.