Canadian Politician Demands House of Commons Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse [VIDEO]


What the fuck is going on in the House of Commons of Canada, or as the French call it, Chambre des communes du Canada? Recently, Canadian politician Pat Martin delivered an impassioned statement commending the Center for Disease Control and the province of Quebec for “putting in place emergency measures to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies.”

Are Canadian winters that bad? Are the members of the Chambre des communes du Canada snowed in leaving them with nothing better to do then hold fake meetings? Someone please explain to me what is going on here.

Hey, at least they are having a good time. The last time I was in Canada I had to fight my girlfriend’s seven evil exes. Wait, that’s the plot of “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” … Why did I punch all those people in Canada?