Want To Get Laid? 15 Cheesy #Pickuplines To Avoid When Working It With The Honeys

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It’s Friday night and you’re all dressed up with places to go, people to see and shots to take. You’ve survived the grueling 40 hour work week, and tonight it’s time to have a little bit of fun. And by fun I obviously mean you’re looking to score the digits off some little hottie across the bar [wiggles eyebrows up and down]. You’ve got to go in with the perfect approach. An opening that is cheeky yet sincere and will make you stand out in all the right ways. And that is where I come in! Carly Lanning, Love Guru, nice to meet you.

There are two things I’ve learned along my journey of life that I hope you will work to hold as commandments in your own life. One, Crocs should not be worn by any human, animal or reptile. Two, pick up lines can go so wrong, so fast. There is nothing worse than a creepy guy coming at you with “Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.” At that point I usually nip that cheesiness in the bud with ole’ death glare and a sharp “You’re better than that” comment. Can a pick up line be cute? Sure? Maybe? [shakes head and whispers, ‘noooooo’] With your best interests in mind, I’ve compiled a list of the corniest, the cheesiest and the so-lame-they’re-great lines from Twitter for you to avoid using this Friday night. So play on players, play on!

 

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