UPDATE (05/01/13, 09:11 AM PST): Ooooooooh! So, of course I had to be out on an awesome interview and miss it, but, remember how I said we would likely never get closure on that so-called “cryptic tweet” (full story below) from Jenna Marbles? Well, Miss Marbles, has exceeded my wildest expectations in regards to her sudden candidness, laying out a fully explosive barrage of Twitter statements that exactly sum up just who she is talking about.
Particularly of interest: note that not only does make mention of this particular person “piggybacking” off her channel, but she declines to call them a man or a woman — just a “kid.” Oooh, burn. And naturally, Max Nosleeves’ Twitter account stays silent, save for the social media mortician, readying a new corpse.
Hell hath no fury, and all that.
So this just happened …
Jenna Marbles has baited the Marbleheads and yours truly with a fascinating tweet of epicly tantalizing proportions …
Posted to her Twitter fiefdom yesterday, the following tweet asks more questions than it answers: “Once a cheater always a cheater. We are never ever ever getting back together. Like ever. #weeeee”
As the Marbleheads are positing, this tweet possibly applies to Max NoSleeves — Jenna’s former paramour, who she famously parted ways with back at Christmastime. Of course, as I am on the “Jenna beat” apparently, I covered that saucy little tango as well (actually, it’s one of my most favorite things I ever wrote). And here’s the thing:
Back when Jenna and Max broke up, Jenna put out a tweet (quickly deleted) that read, “Max split up with me over the Youtuber BradTheLadLong. COOL. Might have to be sexual thursday instead guys.”
So Max dumped her. Hardly seems like the actions of a cheater, right? As the fans poured in with their “Oh Em Gee’s” though and demanded more details, Jenna has been tight-lipped on the further explanations. Only today, she finally posted a new tweet: “Domination.” Unfortunately, the included pic was not BDSM, but rather BOWLing.
And as usual, there is nothing interesting to report on behalf of “Team Max.” Likely, we’ll never know quite what it all means.
And if you like Jenna Marbles, you’re going to love the following links: