Mad Goats Terrify Simple Peasant Villagers in Excellently Bizarre Video

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In what is doubtlessly the coolest video you will see this week (*cough), these two rampaging goats down in crazy-ass Brazil just start popping off on the locals, straight making humankind their collective b*tch. And I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted New Media journalist, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

I don’t know what makes these goats go mad with “goat rage” outside a Brazilian penitentiary, and if any of the locals do, they certainly don’t know enough English to make it clear to me, but there are certainly few things funnier than a goat who knows it’s got power. At over three minutes long, the video makes me wish the goats had expedited the entirety of their attack a little quicker, but when it comes to goat-on-human violence, beggars can’t be choosers.

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