In case you were feeling a little sluggish today, Philip DeFranco has got your back. A few minutes ago on Facebook the YouTube superstar scanned in a pre-loaded Starbucks gift card and told his fans to, as they say in the almond game, “go nuts.”
By the time you read this, the card will probably be all but depleted, especially as I just used it to buy a new French Press, a soy latte and 17 muffins that I plan to throw at cars.
Phil, from one Italian to another (I think DeFranco is Italian), next round, load up a gift card to the Men’s Wearhouse. I need a suit to wear at all my muffin-throwing-related felony hearings.
Philip DeFranco, a real good guy.
May 8, 2013, a real slow news day.