The Miami Heat took game seven to beat the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA Finals last night. And in other news, rapper/singer Drake is confused about what the phrase “I am media” really means.
As you can see from the video above, Drake, with a cavalcade of bodyguards and hangers-on, attempted to work his way into the Heat’s locker room last night after the game seven win. However, stadium officials had other ideas and informed the rapper that the locker room was in “media-only” mode — to which Drake professed that he was media.
Here are the facts as we know them: (1) In this context, “media” refers to news and journalistic outfits only (“Sports Center,” etc). (2) Drake does not work for a media outlet, that we know of. (3) Drake is a goddamn dirty liar.
The whole debacle has actually left many wondering if Drake does in fact work for The Guardian. Was he the one who broke the NSA PRISM scandal? No wait, that was Lil Wayne.
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