Naked, Drugged Out Circus Acrobat Attacks BART Terminal – Today the Internet Wins [NSFW VIDEO?]

I feel like I should preface this video highlight with some sort of Bible quote about the end of days or something, because surely a naked, drugged out circus acrobat attacking people in a San Francisco BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) terminal is one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. And if it’s not, well then, damnit people, we need a better Apocalypse.

Footage of the attack, which actually transpired in May, was just released online this week and already it has become the must-watch video of the internet as the naked, big-haired lunatic accosts terrified commuters and BART employees while doing handstands and flips.

It took seven minutes for the BART police to arrive and arrest the man, who aside from hurting an old woman’s back and punching/kicking a maintenance man, only scored a seven on execution, but a perfect ten for originality. The judges were impressed, folks.

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