Suck It, PETA: Killer ‘Shark Week’ Ad Shows Nature Is Delicious [VIDEO]

The story this fantastic commercial is based on occurred in my hometown. Up in Eureka, Calif., the local wildlife preservation folks had just released an injured seal after nursing it back to health, when, as the town looked on cheering, the seal pup took its first dive into the bay. It didn’t come back up. Instead, bright red blood erupted on the frothing surface water amongst just-released, dead seal bits, like something out of “Jaws.”

God, I love “Shark Week.”

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