When it comes to owning cats, there are only three things you need to know.
One, cats really don’t care if you’re gone for a day or a year as long as they’re still getting fed. If anything they’d prefer you to be gone for a longer period of time so they can attempt to rule the house without your constant interference.
Two, the only thing a cat wants to spend their day doing is eating and sleeping. Everything else — petting, running, bonding — all unnecessary.
Three, cats’ demeanor towards you can be summed up in one simple phrase: Don’t give a f*ck (as clearly seen in the video above).
Don’t believe my wise words? Then check out the video above for the hard, cold truth.
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