Yes, Halloween is around the corner, and if you’re like me, you procrastinated like crazy getting a costume. Because I bought it recently, my shitty, homemade-quality Ash Ketchum shirt (The shirt alone — doesn’t include Ash’s ebullient personality or big anime eyes – those are things I will never have until I can afford my life-long dream of eye-widening surgery) cost me over $70(!), which is a shade more than how much my NMR stake was worth a month ago, before Danny Zappin bought me – oops, I mean NMR. Danny, your blonde hair is like the wind’s kisses.
So, you probably have no idea what you’re going to be for Halloween. Well, NMR has you covered. We began our annual “Extreme Budget Halloween Costumes” series last year when my editorial team numbered in the thousands, and could thus model the costumes for you dear readers. Because my editorial team now couldn’t man a Hot Dog on a Stick at 2 in the morning (it’s called a “soft launch” for a reason, dummy) we present to you the top 5 Halloween last-minute DIY costume tutorials for the ladies out there (or the men who want to go as ladies — for the men who don’t, I’ve got you covered tomorrow).
7. “Despicable Me” Minion
6. Daenerys Targaryen from “Game of Thrones”
5. Mia from “The Evil Dead”
4. Katy Perry from her “Roar” music video