Redditor Fantasizes About Eating Her Son — Oh Internet, You Make Me So Happy

Okay, I’m just going to set this right here. This admission just popped up on Reddit recently and it was odd enough that I felt like you all deserved to bask in its … glow.

Apparently — and this was created on a throwaway account with good reason, mind you — there is a woman out there who is sexually fascinated with the idea of literally eating her own son. That was her dark confession. In the way that maybe some of you have a skeleton or two in your closet — maybe you once cheated on your significant other, maybe you stole some money from work … this woman’s dark little secret is that if her son asked her to, she would kill him, cook him, and eat him. God, I want this to be true in the way I want ghosts to be real. Like, I want there to be a lady out there who just PINES to feed on her nearly 18-year-old son the way a black widow might eat its mate. I want it so badly I can taste it … okay, wait, that came out wrong. But you get the idea.

I think this post might just win out for oddest thing posted on Reddit this year. Of course, we’ve still got one month and a whole lot of /r/spacedicks stuff to go through, so we will see.