‘Tippy the Fainting Squirrel’ Is Definitely On Something, But Is Set to Be a Viral Star Anyway

Okay, so the strange video above shows a black squirrel nicknamed “Tippy” repeatedly conking out while going about his business looking for buried nuts, or whatever the hell those rodents do while not in trees. This does not mean it’s a slow news day for NMR. Repeat: not a slow news day. Check here, here, here, here and here for evidence. And here and here. And here. And that ain’t even the half of it. Clearly, this stuff is our lifeblood.

While the video barely received any views in its first five days, it has since collectied over 200,000. LIFEBLOOD, I tell you!

And here:

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