Facebook Slams Princeton Study Saying Facebook is Doomed; Shows Princeton is Screwed [MORTAL KOMBAT!!!]

Let it never be said that Facebook doesn’t know how to serve up a big, steaming plate of “Fuck you.”

Addressing the Princeton report that NMR lampooned earlier this week, Facebook has now dealt a demoralizing blow to the “Ivy League” school. And it’s a brutal one.

Publishing a report online, Facebook utilizes the Princeton researcher’s “fact-gathering” methods and inferred from them that the school is doomed.

The paper, published at Facebook, begins: “In keeping with the scientific principle ‘correlation equals causation,’ our research unequivocally demonstrated that Princeton may be in danger of disappearing entirely. Looking at page likes on Facebook, we find the following alarming trend:”

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Oh snap. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Facebook piled up the middle fingers by showing graph after graph of declining Princeton interest. By Facebook’s numbers, Princeton will be a shadow of a memory lost in a gnat’s fart by the year 2020.

Your move, Princeton. And you’d better make it a good one because the crowd is pretty firmly against you in this burgeoning epic  rap battle.

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