Jack Vale is at his best when he’s convincing people that he’s an unbelievable bastard. And as far as unbelievable bastards go, few seem to irk people like this dick who forces his pregnant wife to move an area rug. All too quickly, bystanders leap in to help which speaks wonderfully about the quality of people in Huntington Beach.
The sad thing is, I was like, “Yeah, that poor guy has a bad back and a pregnant wife who probably makes him do all sorts of bullshit tasks — like getting her fried pickles at 3 a.m.” Of course, Vale’s wife is not actually pregnant and Vale is anything but a bastard, but I still sided with the asshole on this one.
Here’s more Vale at his best: