YouTube Video of a Fish Driving a Car Signals The Apocalypse is Nearing

Well, folks, I’ve officially seen it all. Justin Bieber has ended up being maladjusted, naked Hannah Montana is the biggest thing since … every other pop tartlet who’s ever gotten naked, I am an editor — that’s not the unbelievable part, asshole — of a magazine that mostly covers YouTubers (a magazine that inexplicably ended up on life support, only to be revived by the ghost of … DANNY ZAPPIN), and now fish can drive. Yes, a fish can drive.

According to the satanic forces that uploaded the video: “By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank.”

There are no longer laws of any kind. Next thing you know, gays will be able to marry and entitled, snotty YouTubers won’t just be able to do whatever the hell they want. Tut tut.

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