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By Alan Van

5:25 pm March 18, 2014

Posted on... 5:25 pm March 18, 2014

Written By Alan Van

NMR WANTS YOU.

Want to write for NewMediaRockstars? Of course you do! Well, here’s your chance.

But who are you?

You’re someone with a deep, unreasonable love of all things social media. You have a need to write and to express. You know all your favorite social media stars, but you’re constantly on the lookout for the next big thing. You have a history of writing (not necessarily at a newspaper) and you love to share your thoughts. You are funny, excitable and passionate about the things you love.

Sound familiar? Join us! Submit your writing sample here.

By Alan Van

Alan is a mystery to everyone, including the staff at NMR. All that's known of him is that he is the epitome of a brilliant writer. Accordingly, his works are often misunderstood and of course, always under-appreciated. Expect to see his novels for sale on a bookshelf near you one day, but only if the bookshelf near you happens to be his bookshelf, and loose leaf Xerox copies of his handwritten journals filled with the erotically charged tales of one Astronaut Johnny Danger Hughes and his sidekick, Pancho the Chow Chow, can be considered 'novels.'