Got no plans for the weekend? Bored, lazy and regretting that you violently chased off everyone who loved you? Yeah, NMR knows just how you feel. That’s why we’re reminding you one last time that you can spend the whole weekend watching Coachella for free on YouTube!
Now you can lie to your co-workers in style, dropping details that only someone who actually attended Coachella 2014 would know! Claim you were there when hologram Tupac showed up and started shooting people! Tell the guy working the deep fryer that you were the one who stole Bryan Ferry’s wallet when he crowdsurfed. Your potential for lies is unlimited with Coachella on YouTube!
Next weekend, we can’t do a damn thing for you. This weekend, we’ll help make you a star. Hell, call us up. If you vouch for us with our parole officer, we’ll totally say we saw you there.
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