In this latest viral video from YouTube’s slightly younger and much more rebellious (like stealing cars-rebellious, as compared to YouTube’s “I talk back to adults occasionally” rebellious), a Russian father teaches his toddler-aged son how to smoke a cancer stick. That’s right — no jiggling of keys or “got your nose” shenanigans here. Apparently, no time is too early to start toughening up their children for the inevitability of typically Russian things like living under ol’ Vladdy Putin and being rammed by angry Cossack drivers, so what better way to prepare them than to put them on a long, hard road to stage IV lung cancer? Of course, internet viewers are up in arms about the video (what doesn’t the internet get up in arms about? ), but the outrage is driving views to the video. Look for the rights to this video to be picked up by Jukin Media soon and then for it to be licensed out for the newest Hallmark Father’s Day ad. Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.
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