Want To See The Wedding Announcement That Wins All Weddings? [VIDEO]

Hear ye, hear ye, two rich, young attractive people are getting married …

If this video invite is any indicator, this is going to be the most badass wedding of all time (Sorry, Caligula, you didn’t have “Niggas in Paris” in your day). These two lawyers from the Bay Area conspired to make the most ostentatious wedding announcement ever — “Gatsby” by way of Baz Luhrmann by way of Jay Z. And damned if they didn’t totally pull it off. This video is way cooler than me.

Of course now we know the where and the when of the wedding — I say all seven billion of us crash this thing! Who’s with me?

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