Your Ultimate Guide to the 6 Types Of #AfterSexSelfies [NSFW]

2. The Bragger

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Bagged someone out of your league huh? Good for you. Those of us who aren’t achieving awesome hook-ups need this sort of reassurance that there’s something to aspire to. Be it Miley Cyrus (fake fake fake!) or someone else who is way, way too hot for you to be throwing the bone to — if you can not only lay them, but get photographic evidence of said lay, well, that’s something you can share with your grandkids.

1. The Overshare

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Okay, this one could also be called “The Kesha.” This is that photo that only appeals to creeps and weirdos. It’s not even sexy; it’s just sort of nasty. Like, “Sweat, yeah that’s hot you got a little worked up.” But when you post your, let’s say, more-than-naked photos all over the internet for time eternal, that puts you in that same category with people who take poops in public — it’s a sort of niche in society that maybe needs to take some time for self-reflection and really discover what they think should be important in life. That being said, if after said reflection you still want to post photos like this one, shit, call me up.

Decide which one of these categories best fits your love life and then share the article with your friends to find out what’s going on with them.

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