The internet exploded this morning with footage of Solange Knowles attempting to kick the crap out of Jay-Z in an elevator at the Standard Hotel in New York after last week’s Met Gala. And NMR, being the drama queens that we are, just couldn’t resist the opportunity to relive some of the best celeb brawls of all time.
Here are our TOP 5 FAVE CELEB SMACKDOWNS (some physical, some verbal, all entertaining), including the Solange and Jay-Z video that’s got everyone talking … you know, in case you haven’t seen it yet … ‘cuz you live in a cave or something.
ALEC BALDWIN VS PAPARAZZO
Don’t mess with Alec Baldwin. Dude has an unlimited supply of Whoop-Ass. Like, seriously. He buys his Whoop-Ass in bulk at Costco.
BRITNEY SPEARS VS CAR
Guys, remember when Britney Spears attacked that car with an umbrella? Of course you do, because it was freaking insane. Girl’s got a great instinct for improvisational weaponry, though.
KANYE WEST VS FREE SPEECH
Don’t talk to Kanye West … and don’t talk to anyone he knows at all … you know, just don’t talk ever again, okay? Why? Because Kanye said so.
JUSTIN BIEBER VS THE LEGAL SYSTEM
You really showed that deposition who the boss was, Justin. Totally beat it to the ground with your razor-sharp wit. Congrats.
SOLANGE KNOWLES VS JAY-Z
Solange is trying to kill Jay-Z, Jay-Z is trying to avoid being killed, and Beyonce is a serene, majestic unicorn. ‘Nuff said.