Siege A Miniature City With Grant Thompson’s Awesome Tiny Crossbow [TUTORIAL VIDEO]

YouTube is a goldmine for destruction tutorials. You can learn everything from bomb-making to trapping humans on this delightfully dangerous site. If I was a “less wholesome individual” who wasn’t very popular with the ladies, I could get into a lot of trouble with the information presented.

But Grant Thompson, “The King of Random,” is all about harmless fun and so he presents us with this innovative tutorial on how to make the miniature assassin crossbow from Sonic Dad. Used for firing matches, this crossbow is just big enough to make mice think twice about crossing you.

While it’s more work than I would do, the more hale amongst you can have hours of fun by showing this video to impressionable youngsters who don’t know any better. Hopefully they don’t start a forest fire.

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