Hot or Mild? Charlie Sheen Is Completely Sauced In The Taco Bell Parking Lot [VIDEO]

What what? Video of Charlie Sheen drunk in a Taco Bell parking lot is going viral? What alternate dimension is this?

Look, the Party Code establishes that the Taco Bell drive-thru is strictly off-limits during late night hours. We’ve ALL been hammered in the Taco Bell drive-thru at one point or another in our lives. That drive-thru is sacred: it’s like Vegas — what happens there, stays there. Bringing a camera in was a violation of the sacred trust.

Honestly I would be more concerned if Charlie Sheen was at Taco Bell sober. And yes, that is a “Peanuts” tattoo.

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